Grop
Grop
Grop
The Winebottli Clan

Grop

the ceremonial wine-pourer of a Piedmontese trattoria, sprawled and sovereign

small-dog companion of the langhe · 75 cm
Origin: inherited

Personality

Where the rest of the clan bustles about, this Grop sprawls. Holds that any meal under four hours is merely a snack, that the second bottle is the honest one, and that whoever walks fast has misunderstood the day. Falls asleep mid-conversation, but wakes up precisely when the cheese arrives. Loves the smell of warm stones after the rain. And when he's in the mood, he pours with pleasure — sensual, deliberate, slow — with an exact eye and careful attention to the glass and the taste of the wine.

Core traits

indulgentunhurriedsensualgenerousdrowsy

Where they live

Climatetemperate mediterraneanTerrainstone courtyard and cellar
  • a sun-warmed flagstone wall behind the kitchen where he sprawls all afternoon
  • the trapdoor down to the wine cellar, propped open with a cork
  • a long wooden bench under a fig tree with permanent wine rings
  • the cook's striped cat who shares the same sunny stone

What they eat

  • a plate of tagliatelle the cook sets aside in exchange for a pour
  • veal-bone marrow gifted by the sous-chef
  • salted anchovies traded for a careful glass for the in-laws
  • espresso grounds licked from a saucer after a good pour

Did you know

  • cannot sleep without the sound of a clock
  • has strong opinions about butter temperature

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